We could uh, we could put a naked girl on the flag with like big whoppers, and she’s sitting in her doorway, and you’re walking through town and she’s like, hey stranger come over here, and you’re like, what do you want woman, and she’s like, so you can come in and have supper at my place, and you’re like, I’m a good Christian man with a wife at home, I can’t be hanging around with strange women, and she’s like, I ain’t gonna bite you mister, and you’re like, I don’t know, then all of a sudden, the rain starts coming, almost as if God himself is pushing you towards her doorway, so you go in, and she’s sitting down and she’s got a hot meal, it’s been a long time ‘for you’ve had a hot meal and a cold pillow, so you sit down and she takes a napkin and tucks it into your collar, now it’s been a long time ‘for you’ve felt the fingers of a woman, so you get a little mighty excited, then, all of a sudden her sisters come over, and you’re like, how many sisters, one sister, two sister, three sister, four sister, five sister, five sisters come over, so you’re like, oh my God I gotta get out of here the devil is tempting me, but then, all of a sudden, her clothes fall off, and you’re like, what, how did that happen, a woman’s clothes just fall right off her body, then your clothes fall off, and you’re like, what, what’s going on here, then an earthquake happens, you both laying in the tub-