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Hey there! I just wanted to tell you.... HAPPY ANNIVERSARY (: I know I didn't draw you anything this time, and I feel bad, but can I make for it in extra hugs on Saturday? I hope you say yes. Anyway, this is the longest I've been in a relationship without cheating or being cheated on. It makes me smile, knowing you won't cheat on me. You have no idea Chrissy, how much this relationship of ours means to me. But I can tell that I mean a lot to you, and you mean that much and more to me. I love you Chrissy, with everything I've got left inside me, please don't let anything anyone says allow you to forget the that. Here's to three months.

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Hey dude. How's it hanging? Bodacious. So, how was your trip? Woah, sounds like you really had a smoking time. You know, I know that your life can be a bummer sometimes and you have to deal with major dweebs at work, so I'm glad you could get out and get a sweet Vacay. It's nice to get away from all the bogusness sometimes. Well, Hombre, you ready to get this show on the road? Slammin'. Let's crank up some major tunage. Yeah. Yaah. Ooah. Hoohoohaohah. Rouhauhah. Woowoah. Nygeyynmyayayyyahahah. Myet? Ruhu. Wadadadadaaa. Cowgmynaah. Nobluuhhbluuhbluuh... Creaoh. Houhhuhuhu. Gra. Yahaa. Nymgaahygah. Dushaa. Ololololoaiby? Gjishaas. Tskafaa. Yahehohow. No. Howre. Gigegiyahaah. Hey. Mnhyeeho. Dilleyahaa. Mmgah. Dulurioluho. Yes ha how. Aye, yay. Hoohoohey. Ohlolollollay. Whorunbaybay? Haahhahaheyaah! Youhoohooohoonyraah!Well, Dudeski. I guess we're finally here. Yeah, It's always a jam to kick it with you too, my main monkey. Remember to drink plently of fluids. Stay loose, bro.

in a vast universe- we exist to cultivate the purest form of memes. through in, and through out- we must strive to perfect the meme so our species may live on as a legacy that shall be remembered through time, and space. think back- when was the last time you have seen a precious meme? given you a slight chuckle- maybe even a grin appeared on your face at the sight of such a meme- how long ago was it? a day? a week? a year? lifetime? we must set new goals, achieve new borders and set our eyes for the stars so that the universe may know of our memes. we should achieve harmony and prosperity- such that we could spread our influence amongst the stars that surround us. how long would that take? years, thousands of years even - but in the end we must remind ourselves of the greater good. the good that's inside all of us- that same good that tells us we're beautiful and we can do anything. will you meme with me?...

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