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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 10:44pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 9:24pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2017 @ 10:08am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2017 @ 9:33pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 8:30pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 4:55pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 6:25pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2017 @ 12:08am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 12:41pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 7:41am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 6:03am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 9:56am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2017 @ 6:42am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2017 @ 6:24am

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:59am

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 10:52am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 10:15pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2017 @ 6:44am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2017 @ 6:50am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 7:33am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 9:25pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 7:42pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2017 @ 4:24pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2016 @ 8:31pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 10:09pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2016 @ 2:24am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 9:31pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 1:48am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2017 @ 4:15am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2018 @ 1:34pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2017 @ 9:52am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2017 @ 12:22pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2017 @ 9:53am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2017 @ 2:40pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 2:21am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2017 @ 11:39am

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2018 @ 4:36pm

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2018 @ 11:05pm

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 10:13pm

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:39am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2018 @ 4:16pm

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2018 @ 10:42pm

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2018 @ 12:30pm

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 10:12pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2018 @ 10:35pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2018 @ 5:20pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2018 @ 12:23am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 8:23am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2020 @ 2:11am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 2:17am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:52am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 11:43am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:05am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 2:45pm



First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?