Meow

Sup buddy!!

10/10 avatars

So beautiful...

>stroll into my local GameStop
>looking to pick up a copy of binding of issac rebirth
>grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register
>"Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..."
>she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves
>her eyes widen as she reads the game's title
>"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!"
>I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind
>"Hahaha look at what this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is buying! That's not Call of Duty Advanced memefare! What a piece of ♥♥♥♥!"
>I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst
>generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt is standing there guffawing

>"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady."
>"♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥!"
>I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them
>"As you wish..."
>I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react
>he bellows and charges forward
>I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter
>I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back
>"...requiescat in pace..."
>As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers
>"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...?
>"No thanks, milady, it's single player only. Besides..."
>I sheath my sword
>"You're not my type."
>skate away on my Heelys

I remember the first day I met Alex, it was a cold winter that year, more particularly cold this year. We were taking the train to the same place and we started a casual conversation. Just then some one informed us there was no driver and a bomb on boards. We rushed to action, I took the train and Alex took the bomb. Both of us sweating bullets until the train came to a screeching halt and the bomb had been defused. We both saved hundreds of innocent people that day and have been friends ever since.

feels so great to be back :3

AXXXXXX

No need to Fear i shall sell Stout Shako for 2 refined

They'll get what's coming to 'em one day, Axx.

when that lancer reved up the tree made like a tree and got the ♥♥♥♥ outa there :P

Hehe C.O.G rage

thanks

Excellent picture