The Rules I Live By: (beware some are stolen from movies

1. Cardio
2. Never trust a guy in a tunic
3.

Maniacal Schemes.


1. Ruin Justin Beiber.

Plan: Make a Facebook(or Bebo or Twitter myspace etc, etc) name it Justin Beiber, apologies for all accounts where he has let them down, anwser fan mail which i will right myself, after i have aquired legions of fans come out of the closet and say the i (justin) am deeply in love with Zack Ephron (did i spell it right)[hope i didnt, stupid prick].

The fans will leave him, everybody will, and maybe i will make Zack Ephron look like a pedo.

2. (not sure yet) [im still to proud of the first one]