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Suffer not the heretic.

This is probably my favorite co-op shooter I've played and satisfies an itch that left 4 dead 2 used to fill for me. Each of the 4 classes are balanced well I think and each fill their own role well. I had a rough time at first but once you get used to the mechanics and mission types everything feels great. Playing the haz 4/5 difficulties is just the right amount of difficulty for me. Highly recommend.

A lot of fun. Great way to play board games if you don't have any in person or if you just want to ♥♥♥♥ around with friends.

I felt like this was more like a VN than an RPG but I liked the story and I feel like I got my money out of it. I got it on sale but I think it'd be worth the $3 base price.

Downwell is pretty fun and provides a good challenge. My biggest gripe is that it feels a little too rng at times. Mainly when you're playing hard mode and it comes to getting weapon modules and upgrades early on.
The game is definitely worth the price though.

I had a lot of fun with this. The controls and platforming are nice and tight and the game demands perfection at times which I personally like when it comes to platforming. This is also great for those who like to try to get as high of a score as they can and try to climb the leader boards. If you enjoyed the first one, then I'm sure you'll enjoy this one. It's more of the same basically with a few more things built into it.

The only thing I disliked about the game is when trying to find a couple of the secrets, one is hidden behind a wall that isn't really a wall and the other is hidden under water when water everywhere else in the game ends your run.

Now I'm all about gameplay and this game has some really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mediocre controls. They're alright overall and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ garbage when you really need them for some of the platforming and dodging. The whole combo system doesn't make sense, the more you hit ♥♥♥♥ the higher the combo but the combo tiers/exp rewards differ sometimes when you get the same combo length. There are also only a couple of good boss fights in the game but overall they're tedious as ♥♥♥♥ to take down with each one having their own obnoxious gimmick. The bosses themselves aren't exactly the worst ♥♥♥♥ to kill, it's when you get scored at the end of a boss fight that makes it obnoxious as hell. You get scored on how long it took to defeat it, how many times you got hit/how high your combo was, and how many bars of life you needed to defeat the boss. Trying to get that 'S' rank on a boss is hard as piss and annoying as ♥♥♥♥ to do. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DESTROYING CRYSTALS TO STOP A PASSIVE REGEN ON A BOSS ONLY TO HAVE THE CRYSTALS RESPAWN 30 SECONDS LATER FOR YOU TO RUN AROUND AND DESTROY AGAIN IS NOT FUN, IT'S TEDIOUS AS ALL ♥♥♥♥. Now I'm all for hard games that are actually, you know, hard. You get a feeling of mastering the game with your own skill. Valdis Story fights are mastering a cheesy gimmick and hoping that the controls don't ♥♥♥♥ you over when you have to dodge, jump and run around platforms. It's incredibly aggrevating.

A few of the enemy designs are also annoying as hell to deal with, and you have to deal with them a lot. Like there are these floating ferals that can cast a wave of spells on the ground and if you get hit once, you're in for the whole ride. Man i wish the controls were better. Then the same enemy also has a shield they will deploy once they hit a certain threshold of hp, making them invinicble for about a few seconds. and the do this twice. this completely halts any action on this one specific enemy. I can forgive them if they just had it do the shield ♥♥♥♥ once, but twice? come on.

The soundtrack for the game is well done though and overall the game looks very pretty.

The artistic style is great, the soundtrack is amazing and the controls are spot on. This game is HARD though so if you're a crybaby ♥♥♥♥♥ you probably shouldn't get it. But you should anyways because the game is great.

Music is pretty bad, general gameplay is alright but later in levels all the particles make it a cluster ♥♥♥♥ making it harder than it should be.

A bad game that is cheap is still a bad game

The game is cute at first but there isn't much to it.