3,766 AFK hours in L4D2 +rep

Went on a fishing trip with this guys dad. I caught a blue fish and a buzz. Heard his mother was a mermaid so i went fishing for that ugly sin, but no luck. His dad was a fishy character though. He tryed putting his clipped toe nails in my plumbers crack the moment i tried replacing my fishing hook. When we got to shore i went in his pickup truck only to discover pictures of his naked sister on the fuel gadge. The problem is i asked to see it and he gave it to me willingly. Took a snap of it but hey, who cares It will delete in a day anyway. No one knows it's saved into my memories for life though.

Best. 100/10 would reccomend.