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First off, huge thanks for the person who gave me this game.

Second, the review.
There aren't any pros and cons to this. It blends a splendid time of fun and joy (this before you actually open it) with the wrath of Zeus, the anger of Kratos and the sour taste of your tears, while you ask "how?" and "why?" and come back for more with the sweet ilusion of progress and steam achievements.

Here are some characteristics:
Replay value:
  • Honestly, I haven't done anything besides replaying the first level. Offline time was spent on the task. Success was not yet achieved.
It teaches you the true meaning of the word "hard":
  • I thought i knew it... I played league and sh1t... I can't even...
It shares simmilarities with sexual intercourse:
  • Sometimes you can´t find the spot.
  • Some(most)times you don't last long.
  • Unadvised for the ladies to practise it while on the period.
Rage Simulator:
  • I used to play league. The time i spent with that community made me calmer. I became able not to shout my lungs at the screen because of the one 0-10 mid laner at my ranked promos. Well, league ain't got nothing on this.
  • You will now scream at walls, lamps, your laptop, that girl (which for some reason you've just remembered of) that called you a b1tch in 3rd grade, and so on...
It endangers your health:
  • Stress, nightmares, insomnia, suicidal tendencies, heroin-like addiction
  • Hallucinations about passing the wretched 1st level (oh god why?)...
  • Sudden war-like flashbacks
  • Dehidration due to excessive crying
Introduction to philosophical thougth
  • "What am I doing with my life?"
  • "Was it the chicken? Or the...?"
Probabilities 101
  • I believe I have more odds at becoming Batman than of finishing the whole game

TL;DR
Won the game on a giveaway. Game is great. Tears were/are being shed. 10/10
P.S.: I apologize for any errors (I am not an english native speaker) and for lousy attempt at humor.
2015년 1월 2일에 게시되었습니다. 2015년 1월 2일에 마지막으로 수정했습니다.
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