I sexually Identify as the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it through out the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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An old friend a great friend pope has bin apart of my life since xfire I never thought I’d have a friend as good as him

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quick reminder,
i can lift a fully-grown horse above my head and i can hold my breath for ten minutes. to win a bet i drank 2 litres of bear poison and then ran for 2 hours in the nude. i can not feel pain and i can see clearly for 2 km unaided by a lens. no man can kill me. i have beaten a man of every race in formal combat including a ♥♥♥♥♥ pimp, 15 kilt-wearing scots near the mountain of suilven and a rare deepwater jew. a medical doctor and 2 priests have written and signed a document confirming that i have a quarter metre long penis and a clean sinless soul.

there is no man other than me to ｔａｋｅ ｃａｒｅ ｏｆ ｔｈｅ ｃｏｒａｌ ｒｅｅｆｓ

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe have super strength and telekinesis now .. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. fear for my safety, im not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out 🐢