can somebody please just get this rat a date with a hot hamburger already

Hey, sorry I heard your voice in all chat and I just thought it was so cute, I really wanted to tell you that! :3 It's really rare to see girls playing Dota and not being mad at dummy teammates at all. Don't know why it's a guy thing honestly I'm really against misogyny and like I'll be the one in the kitchen making the sandwiches. We should really play LFD2 sometime it's a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry I'll be there to protect you. Sorry that wasn't flirting I swear I'm just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry I'm really shy I don't go out much. add me we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

ARTIFACT MORE LIKE FARTIFART.

Wut?

NO

Troh