Poland has gun control.
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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men
should be happier than others.
-- Oscar Wilde
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"The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain."
-- G. Fitch
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honeymoon, n.:
A short period of doting between dating and debting.
-- Ray C. Bandy
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"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first
name is Bad."
(Interesting Times)
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According to Kentucky state law, every person must take a bath at least
once a year.
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Nonsense and beauty have close connections.
-- E.M. Forster
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I'd rather laugh with the sinners,
Than cry with the saints,
The sinners are much more fun!
-- Billy Joel, "Only The Good Die Young"
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Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely,
if ever, do they forgive them.
- Oscar Wilde
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men

Marcus?

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HAVE A GOOD NEWYEAR! :D