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He replied "Yes, caffeine."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he said, "I was in Iraq two 2 years."
The interviewer said, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. Then he asked, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy said, "Yes...an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."
The interviewer grimaced and said, "OK, you've got enough points to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am. to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 a.m., and plan on starting at 10:00 a.m. every day."
The guy was puzzled and said, "If the work hours are from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m., why don't you want me to be here until 10:00 a.m.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer said, "For the first two hours, we stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that