a small tl;dr of ro2

Uncle Adolf began his journey going towards Oslo. Oslo was also known as Stalingrad. When he started this journey with a destination the rape caves of Rasputin, there comes an MG-42 out of bum♥♥♥♥ nowhere. And the MG shouts to him " do u lift" and he goes "thats not a good thing to say mg-42", "you are right uncle adolf, you know nothing!" to which adolf replies "do you know the way to moscow" , and the mg-42 replies; "But you are in moscow". to which then a rubber duck drops in his concentration camp and then the concentration camp said; "mg42, are u a reptile", to which the machinengewerh says; "no i am the second coming of the reprimandation of the right-wing fundamentalism that plaugues ghandi". then stalin comes and says "hi u have 1 euro for some drugs" to which a random butterfly replies "i have drugs, do u have 1 euro"
-Mein Kampf, Prologue