Ubarphael's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:53am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 4:05pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 6:18pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 10:31am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:52am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 10:31am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 4:07pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 8:27pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 12:23pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 9:32pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:13am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 2:05pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 10:25am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 9:46am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!