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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
387.2 hrs on record (100.8 hrs at review time)
My only complaint is the lack of a industrial 50 gallon sprayer of this stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdUgMySUfZk
Posted 26 June.
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60 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
32.5 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
I thought Mandy was kidding but no. There really is a van with thick death metal riffs as a horn. 5/5 would recommend.
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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2,795.6 hrs on record (1,194.5 hrs at review time)
You can throw sledgehammers while humming "rise up dead man".
Posted 27 November, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
3.6 hrs on record
I got a few laughs but really not worth the effort of grinding thru every scenario. Besides, I didn't even get to bang Joseph :(
Posted 27 October, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
232.1 hrs on record (163.9 hrs at review time)
"And there's always a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ train" -Arthur Morgan

1920x1080 @ around 40-50fps higher than medium settings

i5-4690K
GTX 1070
16GB DDR 3

Crashed 4 or 5 times during 160h of playtime. I don't get what all the complaining is about.
Posted 20 December, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
136.1 hrs on record (72.5 hrs at review time)
If you hate yourself and your friends, like skipping turns in jail, despise The Banker and aren't scared of The Inferno, this game is for you. And no, I did not mistake this for a Monopoly review.

In all honestly it's a solid board game that will frustrate you and plunge you in to despair... Just to make you grin ear to ear as you Devil's Due your enemies, see them imprisoned before you and hear the lamentations of their emotes.

3.8/5* I've never built The Armageddon Clock
Posted 28 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
545.6 hrs on record (537.5 hrs at review time)
Depending how seriously you take this game, it can be either fun or torture. I like both. Everything is a bit janky compared to R6:Siege and the like but it's nothing you can't get used to in a few hours.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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2,564.8 hrs on record (1,762.1 hrs at review time)
I'll let my playtime do the talking.
Posted 26 November, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
24.8 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
Although a lot shorter than Wolfenstein TNO, this game provided me with a lot of exiting moments and good laughs over the course of its campaign. Somehow I liked the wéaponry of TOB a bit better than the guns in TNO... I can't really grasp what makes the difference though.

The opening setting is really cool and atmospheric! Expect big changes to the milieu towards the end, for the better or worse, that depends on your opinion towards supernatural phenomenon.

In conclusion a very nice 6-8 hour campaign with lots to discover. (i.e The entire Wolfenstein 3D as a mini-game hidden in chapters!) + All the collectible achievement stuff.
Posted 9 May, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
135.1 hrs on record (118.6 hrs at review time)
I was ripped to shreds by an invisible death metal Ned Flanders. 85/100
Posted 29 September, 2014.
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