" Generalfeldmarschall Friedrich Featherstein | Leading flocks into battle since the Great Seed Shortage of 41 | Proud owner of the only Tiger tank with a bird perch | Held the line during the Millet Münster Mutiny of 43 | Brokered truce at the Sunflower Seed Sachsen Standoff | Architect of Operation Koblenz Cuttlebone | First budgie to perform a fly-by over the Schwarzwald (Black Forest) | Awarded the prestigious Pfalz Plume Prize for valor against the notorious Neukölln cats | Defender of the Düsseldorf bird bath, guardian of the Göttingen cage, and the famed flyer of the Frankfurt skies! #FeatheredFeldwebel #WingWachtmeister"