Phaideaux's 420BLAZEIT2: GAME OF THE YEAR -=Dank Dreams and Goated Memes=- [#wow/11 Like and Subscribe] Poggerz Edition Achievement Progress

Was this always here?

Discover armory

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 6:54pm

Right in the weak spot

Melee an enemy while tiny

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:46pm

I can stop anytime...

Open the bong cupboard 3 different times

Unlocked 23 Dec @ 1:33am

Mi casa, not su casa

Survive the attack on your home

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:17pm

One down, three to go

Complete the first layer of the memeverse

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 9:52pm

Halfway and half baked

Complete the second layer of the memeverse

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 10:57pm

Almost there...

Complete the third layer of the memeverse

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 7:53pm

I've been lied to

Complete the fourth layer of the memeverse

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:14pm

If I am kill, then who was fone?

Defeat Sherk in the Tutorial

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 6:53pm

Activist

Free 10 caged animals

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:46pm

The good guy

Eliminate 100 enemies

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 9:13pm

Am I the good guy?

Eliminate 1000 enemies

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 7:51pm

Pickup fiend

Use 100 consumables

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 11:05pm

Try everything once

Discover all consumables

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:23pm

Master of arms

Discover all normal weapons

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 7:54pm

Goated of all time

Discover all goated weapons

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 7:30pm

Lethal weapon

Eliminate 20 enemies with laxative powered farts

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 11:03pm

Meme hunter

Eliminate 10 meme lords

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:31pm

Raging feet

Kick 50 doors

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 10:59pm

Step on me

Eliminate 50 enemies with kicks

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 10:49pm

Parry this, casual!

Deflect 100 bullets

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:32pm

Doorn't see that coming did ya!?

Eliminate 20 enemies with doors

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:37pm

Meme lord on the moon

Retrieve the hidden goated weapon in the Space Cake level

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 11:43pm

Moon's haunted

Complete Space Cake without dying

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 9:19pm

Always has been

Shoot the astronauts on the moon

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 11:59pm

Got the munchies

Eat all the cookies in Space Cake

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:02am

Globetrotter

Make it to the end of the "Flat Earth" room without falling.

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 11:18pm

Cheapskate

Enter Truthland without paying

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 9:23pm

I said what I said

Rate Truthland 0 stars and survive

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 11:12pm

I'm not saying it's aliens... but it's aliens

Access the alien storage in Truthland

Unlocked 23 Nov @ 11:29pm

They can't stop all of us

Discover the running zombies outside Area 51

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:25am

SMASH that dislike button

Shoot all the TVs in Area 51

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:26am

Tanked my PC

Discover the hidden dubstepper in Area 51

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:28am

Defender of liberty

Discover the hidden freedom rifle in Area 51

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:30am

Bulletproof 4.2

Complete Area 51 without dying

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 6:22pm

Are ya winnin' son?

Check up on your son, see if he's winning in Consumerpocalypse

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 10:03pm

gg ez

Win 3/3 prizes in the zombie shootin' game

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 6:36pm

Ding dong

Discover the hidden weapon in the zombie's apartment

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 6:29pm

Dead meme

Retrieve the hidden goated weapon in Consumerpocalypse

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 6:35pm

It was time for Dhomas to leave

Defeat Dhomas the Dank Engine

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 10:20pm

3-step verification

Find the secret rip rocket on the train

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 10:24pm

Symphony of destruction

Drop a piano on a turret

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 6:44pm

Toot toot mf

Defeat Dhomas the Dank engine in less than 1 min

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 10:20pm

Industrious

Sell all the weed

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:06pm

Warehouse weapon

Find the hidden another rifle 15

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 8:38pm

Everything must go

Shoplift everything possible in World's Richest Person

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:09pm

Wall street bets

Invest $420,000,000 into the stornk market

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:10pm

World's richest meme lord

Retrieve the hidden goated weapon in World's Richest Person

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:04pm

Insert wrong disk

Go through meow meow's bakery without violence

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 10:34pm

Home grown

Find the meow meow growing weed

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 8:54pm

Knifey spoony

Find the hidden knife in Prison Break

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 8:51pm

He probably had a family

Defeat the prison guard outside of your cell in Prison Break

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 9:05pm

Bonk!

Kill all running NPCs in judgement room

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 10:38pm

Daddy long legs

Finish Prison Break without entering the locker room

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 9:01pm

Remember when games were good?

Find the boomer shooter in 2 Prison 2 Break

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 9:14pm

Meme lords in prison

Retrieve the hidden goated weapon in 2 Prison 2 Break

Unlocked 24 Nov @ 9:17pm

2 Fast 2 Die

Complete 2 Prison 2 Break without dying

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 10:50pm

Grounded

Defeat Mr. Chopper

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 7:52pm

Four snipers, one rocket

Find the rip rocket in Prison Br3ak: Helicopter Drift

Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:25pm

Mememememememe

Retrieve the hidden goated weapon in Prison Br3ek: Helicopter Drift

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:13pm

Uncle Yusuf is that you?

Get 10 headshots with the awwwp uwu in Prison Br3ak: Helicopter Drift

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:17pm

Fast as an unladen swallow

Defeat Mr. Chopper in less than 1 min

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:22pm

I hate fun

Skip the golden doobie cutscene

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:24pm

Batter Up!

Find the hidden sports bat in Golden Doobie

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:08pm

Darkness my old friend

Burst all light bulbs in the dark tunnels of Golden Doobie

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:08pm

DOOOBIE POWERR!!

Complete Golden Doobie without dying

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:50pm

Unnecessary violence

Eliminate enemies with at least 6 different weapons in Golden Doobie

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 4:30pm

42069

Get the minigun in Illuminati HQ

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 6:32pm

Not subtle

Blow up the entrance to Illuminati HQ

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:19pm

Interior de-decorator

Drop every chandelier during the Illuminati HQ boss fight

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 6:37pm

Catch of the day

Eliminate 30 agents with the sword fish in Illuminati HQ

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 6:29pm

The hard way

Eliminate all enemies guarding the Illuminati HQ entrance

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 6:55pm

Savior of the memes

Free the memes

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 7:27pm

Sneaky

Find the hidden awwwp uwu in Enter the Memeframe

Unlocked 22 Nov @ 8:45pm

The last of the meme lords

Retrieve the hidden goated weapon in Enter the Memeframe

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 7:19pm

Tasty

Eat the car in the sandpit

Unlocked 25 Nov @ 7:38pm

What are these?

Discover TombStar dolls

0 / 1

Someone actually made this

Discover fartzooka

0 / 1

Did they even QA this game!?!?

Escape your home

0 / 1

Skill issue

Unalive yourself with your own explosives

0 / 1

The odd bunch

Discover all cursed weapons

0 / 1

I come prepared

Add all weapons to armory

0 / 1

Noice!

Use the meme generator 69 times

14 / 69

Pacifist, run!

Don't defeat the agents in the "video games cause violence" section in Truthland

0 / 1

'on ya mate

Fall off the world while in Australia

0 / 1

Honestly wtf is wrong with u

Kick a meow meow

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