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This game's Inquisitorial Review is COMPLETE. The accused has been henceforth deemed free of any CHAOS corruptions and is now viewed as NON HERETICAL and is by the Inquisition considered to be FAITHFUL TO THE EMPEROR OF MAN KIND.

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS.

Under mire, A ring of fire
A mystic flame, From TarnZach came
From the tremors, Of ancient embers
Crystal, treasures, and gold Did flow
We the keepers, Of all things deeper
Must keep the flames, Now pull the chains
Make the bellows blow…

Burst of flame, rising up before us
The Forge of great renown
Our hearts beating now in chorus
To match the hammers’ pound
This is the realm of glory
The kingdom underground
Dwarven Forge, in the flaming roar we
Shall bind the blade renowned

Fill the wagons, With bones of dragons
For armor stores, Never forged before,
Coal depleted, The Forge is heated,
To smelt the ore, Go back for more,
Purge what’s useable, Pour the crucible,
Blows precise, in a hardy vise,
Now make the bellows blow….

Burst of flame, rising up before us
The Forge of heroes past
Our hands beating now in chorus
As molten hammers blast,
This is the realm of glory
The kingdom under grass
Dwarven Forge, filling up our stores we
Forge weapons unsurpassed

Draw the sword
Encrusted hilt shall glow
Spear and axe and halberd
metal white as snow
Keep the fire of TarnZach
Burning in the deep
Dwarven hand shall never
Let the hammer sleep

Burst of flame, rising up inside us
The Dwarven army goes
Our hearts beating now in chorus
To match the hammers’ blows,
This is the realm of glory,
The kingdom under snows
Dwarven Forge, shielding us in war we,
Shall conquer all our foes!

You will not regret this purchase. Even in its EA state it’s well polished.

Great fun for such a great value.

Way cheaper than diablo immoral!

NO MUSTACHES, NO BEARDS. The devs messed up real bad here. How in the hecking heck can you dig through Rock and Stone and not have any facial hair options!?!?! This is Blasphemous, Heretical and Treasonous and offensive at the highest levels in Dwarven society. This is a Grudge so heinous it cannot be erased. How dare you.

The Grudges are written in Blood on a Tome of Rock and Stone.

Cute protagonist, Beautiful graphics, Wonderful music and atmosphere. Not a single bit of voice or dialog, or even readable text beyond signs. Brutal unforgiving combat that doesn't feel unfair. A burst of nostalgia with the in game booklet that resembles game booklets from the 80's and 90's. I've been patiently waiting for this game since 2017.

10/10 do buy.

Rail Gunner is fun but there’s a bit of a learning curve.

The cost to value ratio is godly. Addictive and fun! Buying it for all my friends.

"This is them Inquisitor! They sold me a blank DLC! Telling me it was full of music!"

The Inquisitor looks down his nose at the Weary Merchant.

"Merchant I am Inquisitor Saltzpyer and you have been accused of the heinous crime of BEING A HERETIC OF DLC! What say you in your defense?"

"My lord it's a huge misunderstanding his music is here! He walked away with out grabbing it!"

Saltzpyre looks towards the patron "Is this true shopper? Have you lead me on a false chase against a false heretic? *points his blunderbuss to the shopper.

"No my lord no! They only produced it only after you arrived!"

The inquisitors eyes shift as he asses the situation. "♥♥♥♥ both of you I am out of here I have actual heretics to find."