We reopened the bids. Did we see something new?
Same things. Let’s just call them Plane One and Plane Two.
These planes will not slight you, but one you must choose;
And whichever you pick, the taxpayers lose.

Those makers from Europe are devious guys.
They’re cheaters! They’re swindlers! They’re snoopers and spies!

They say "“This plane will fly high, very high in the clouds,
Or my name isn’t Randy McDandy McDowdz!
When our gas-boom comes down from our gas-tanky-door,
Your jets will get plugged like a two-dollar ♥♥♥♥♥.”

You don’t want Ferraris, or Wagens from Volks.
So buy them from Boeing, they're just-plain-plane folks.
Their contract is worth it, worth it I say.
We'll take their jets and earn $3.50 a day!