happy new years nigge

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i made a series of small poops in ur yard i need u to get out & bury them for me tackartackar

+rep signed my fat Anubis balls with a Sharpie and I haven't washed it off for a year

The biggest oversight with Conne is that he's unbelievably sexy. I can't go on a hour of my day without thinking about that massive Glaceon manmeat and those huge sculpted pectorals. I'd kill a ♥♥♥♥♥ in cold blood just to spend a minute with his crotch grinding against my hyena's fat latina ass as he whispers terribly dirty things to her in his geographically ambiguous accent.

im growing legs im the spider im the spider