Hi Frank,

this is Taylor, your GEICO representative, calling you from our headquarters in Chevy Chase (the town, not the actor) because your '98 toyota corolla has recently been in a reported car crash on George Washington Memorial Parkway (the president, not the state) when your car veered off the road and into a hot dog stand (the food, not the sexy animal). The owner of the hot dog stand reported the incident to the police and the report we've received from the police states that you have been smoking weed (the drug, not the invasive plants ruining sidewalks). This unfortunately means that your insurance will not cover any damages done to your car or the hot dog stand. If you have any questions don't hesitate to call or email me.

Thank you for your understanding

Taylor Smithsonian (the last name, not the museum)

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