BOO! 🕸Dust off ur 🎾⚽️🏀 and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🐱 because it's HALLOWEEN! Happy Halloweenie 🍆🎃 to all my little 👻 gHOESts 👻and goblins ! Hope my vampires💉are SUCKing more than just blood this year 💦😉 and all my witches are riding their broomsticks HARD 🏒go out and fill your SACKS👜🎒 with treats 🍭 and fill some Vs with Ds 👉🏻👌🏻! 👀Looks 👀like candy bars 🍫ain't the only thing with 🍥CREAM filling this year 🌚! Who's gonna be supplying the FULL sized snickers bars 😉🍫? and which zombies are eating you (OUT) first 😈 ? send this to 10 other slutty pumpkins 🎃 who you want to rub your magic orb 🔮 or who make your crotches rise from the DEAD ☠️if you get none back then BOO u ♥♥♥♥♥ 👺 if you get 5 back the Jack O' Lantern will JACK you off 😏😫🎃 if you get 10 back ur the ultimate PIMPkin 🎃 🎃🎃

When a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ♥♥♥♥♥, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scream 7.1 surround system, he's called a pervert.

! ~~ copy paste this to 5 other friends to end this sexist profiling ~~ !

A guy gets ☺♥♥♥♥♥☺ on his first day aboard a pirate ship
So he goes up to the captain and asks "What do you guys use when you get ☺hornyy☺?"
The captain says: "There's a barrel over there with a h○le in it; we use that".
Guy: "Great when can I use it?♂♫"
Captain: "You can use it any day of the week, except Tuesday♪♪".
Guy: "Why not Tuesday?¿"
The captain grinned♫ and said: "Cause that's your day in the ♂♂barrel♂♂."

POST THIS ON 30 DIFFERENT SHIPS OR ELSE IT'LL BE YOUR DAY IN THE ♥♂♥BARREL♥♂♥

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YOU HAVE BEEN CROCLED BY THE CROC OF GOOD FORTUNE, COPY PASTE THIS TO 15 FRIENDS BEFORE YOU GET CROCLED IRL AND YOU'LL RECIEVE GOOD LUCK

In Japan, there are 3 ways to say “you mah ♥♥♥♥♥”:

You say “Daisuki (大好き)” for your homey,

you say “Aishiteru (愛してる)” for your bottom ♥♥♥♥♥,

and you say “Koishiteru ( 恋してる)” to the ♥♥♥♥♥ you ride with and you die with

And they follow this rule. They preserve the meaning of ‘you mah ♥♥♥♥♥’ and never lose its essence unlike us.

Share this with 5 people if you want to turn into a true ♥♥♥♥♥.

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