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31.2 hrs on record (26.3 hrs at review time)
My new personal favorite horror game, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fun
Posted 30 November, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
8.4 hrs on record
The best VR game / experience I've seen thus far.
Posted 12 August, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
26.5 hrs on record
This game seems like the devs spent 80% on artwork, people working on the engine and production and 20% actually making a good game. Bosses are generally way too easy so the devs solution to this problem is just give them more hp??? Random mobs in the game are actually harder.

There's just so many problems with the game, the story is everyone's the bad guys the end, i don't remember any characters, enemies consistently getting stuck in areas of the map / falling through the floors, i felt constantly lost basically the whole time playing the game because there's just no cohesion between areas, "bonfire" locations are ALL over the place, The "reduced mob density" is honestly horrifying to think about because there's still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enemies all over the place and half the enemies are somehow more difficult than most of the bosses in the game.

You're better off spending your money on any of the other souls games, Lies of P is better, Nioh games are better, Star Wars Jedi Survivor / Fallen Order are better. The updates the devs have done to this game probably help from where it was but they can't fix bad design.
Posted 11 August, 2024.
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10 people found this review helpful
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8.6 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
This might be one of the worst RTS's ever created, who the ♥♥♥♥ enjoys an RTS where you literally cannot control your own units? Who enjoys an RTS where the story is entirely predictable and god awful?

The fact that this game is at a "mixed" review considering how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ god awful this is, shows how down bad the RTS genre is as a whole, if you own this game don't waste your time playing it, if you don't own this game, don't waste your money buying it.
Posted 3 July, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
23.9 hrs on record
Playing this game is like walking to the bathroom in the middle of the night but your child could be throwing Lego's in the dark or it could just be a peaceful walk. It's not fun and wasn't seemingly wasn't designed to be fun at all. Just a miserable game with random ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RNG mechanics
Posted 31 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
61.0 hrs on record
Great game, basically made for the gamers who miss the old school SNES style RPGs. Artstyle is beautiful, soundtrack is great, combat is straightforward but truly turn based and not that hybrid style that games are going for today. Only downside is it can get a little grindy leveling 8 different characters but if you can deal with a bit of grind you're in for a great time.
Posted 15 January, 2024.
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20 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
I think i would enjoy shoving a screwdriver up my ass for 3 hours more than fighting the final boss in this dlc
Posted 3 January, 2024.
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12 people found this review helpful
9.9 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Easily the best FPS i've played this year, and one of the best FPS's i've ever played. Highly recommended for anyone who's a fan of the genre (including people who aren't fans of this theme of game) what an unbelievable ride.
Posted 27 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
My 87 overall guard looked at a blitzing linebacker and watched him run right past him to sack my quarterback. This game is broken and feels sluggish as ♥♥♥♥ in every aspect now offensively.

Just like lions fans say, there's always next year!
Posted 18 August, 2023.
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12.4 hrs on record
Game caused 2 hard crashes on my pc (full freeze, reboot required). This hasn't happened for me in plenty of other AAA titles with a way overspeced computer (7800x3d, rtx 4080, nvme ssd's, 32gb ddr5 ram etc)

Outside of the technical issues the game is cool for the first few hours then the novelty quickly wears off, pathing is a COMPLETE disaster, units a lot of the time just don't respond or they just decide to go off and do their own thing and attack whatever they want.

In the Red Alert remastered soviet campaign a bunch of missions are just horrible. Mission 12 the "5 minute timer" is actually more like 3 minutes even on normal game speed, also there are a fair amount of missions where you can't even use your subs to destroy enemy boats, tanks just miss their shots consistently on other moving tanks or units, In the vanilla command & conquer difficulty is also just completely broken, enemies have 2-3x hp and deal 2-3x damage for some ungodly reason.

I love Command & Conquer, this is the game franchise i grew up with, but seeing this remaster is disappointing. Improving things like unit responsiveness or pathing wouldn't hurt anyone's nostalgia of this game. I can almost certainly assure you nobody is playing this game and says "man i love when my units just sit around when i issue them a command" it's just annoying and frustrating. Disappointing to see how good this game looks and how poorly it plays.
Posted 25 June, 2023.
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