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Pubblicazione: 4 ott 2024, ore 0:02
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I got gifted this as a joke, and I tried it.

Dev. believes that people that played this game for "37 minutes" and then refunded it "enjoyed" the game for free.

I'll save y'all those 37 minutes and tell you that I tried it for FIFTY-ONE minutes and didn't enjoy it. Fortunately, there's nothing to refund since I didn't buy it. Guy really thinks 37 minutes is "enjoyment" and not just trying to find something that was worth the money.

Well, what is it actually about? "Disasters" will keep spawning when you take care of one. They're kind of non-sensical, and the "person" disappears after you've "helped" them. Then there are regular people that you have to press middle-mouse to see details of and then you "help" them, but it doesn't really matter wat you choose to do to them, they just, uh become "happy", but not really, because their details doesn't change at all. You can destroy demons, which are kind of just weird red colored rocks that don't even move, and sometimes they drop items that you can sell for cash to do...things. But, the earnings are so small, you may as well just go break ATM's... which for some reason isn't a negative thing.

There's this disaster called tornado. It's a buggy mess. You freeze it, and then can't break it so it's just stuck there.

Controls are whack and took like 15 minutes just to KIND OF figure out, and then you can have maybe 5 minutes of "messing around", after that it's just boring and dumb.

For $3, if you want some enjoyment, I'd be more likely to recommend a McDouble from McDonald's.
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marcus  [sviluppatore] Pubblicazione: 21 nov 2024, ore 9:35
This is a joke game about Jesus being like superman, made for fun with $100, that costs 3 bucks.

I am sorry that the game you got for free, that was made by 1 person, did not have the gameplay quality of The Elden Ring.

This is indeed a grave and life-altering problem.

I'm sorry that you didn't enjoy it, and I shall now become a scholastic monk, and spend my days doing penance for this monstrous crime.

-Brother Luke
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Devil`s Rejected 3 dic 2024, ore 17:28 
"marcus [developer] Posted: 21 Nov @ 5:35pm
This is a joke game about Jesus being like superman"

Then is not even a simulator unlike the title.

Dare you to make the same thing but with Mohammed this time. XDD riiight
marcus  [sviluppatore] 24 nov 2024, ore 13:36 
Thank you Brother Shikkadance. 😇🙏
Tetsuri 22 nov 2024, ore 13:23 
lol, what are they preaching? Snake is less than 3 dollars, 1 person can put it on a TI calculator, and it has "quality". Guy complains about other people "enjoying" his game, but can only give sarcastic responses to someone else's complaint. What a petty guy. At least he admitted that he spent nothing on this game and just wants profits. *shrug*
Shikkadance 22 nov 2024, ore 10:55 
YES BROTHER LUKE! PREACH IT!