I am a man of many hats although I never mastered anything...




Das Mopped macht schaden!
Manna bemannt die Manna-Schnitten!
ICH BIN IM KRIIIIIEEEEEG?!

List of nice quotes:

25 reasons to date a gamer!
1) We know many positions
2) Strategically minded
3) Quick with our fingers
4) Practice with our fingers every day
5) Cos we are usually smart at what we do.
6) Female gamers know how to handle a joystick
7) Gamers usually have a great sense of humour
8) Most gamers will be careful and honest with the girls they date
9) Gamers are usually not very self-fixated
10) You never have to wonder where he is.
11) We dont sleep = 24/7 Lifeguard
12) We pay attention to details
13) We're low maintanance (pizza, coke and some snacks is all we need)
14) We understand the importance of effort = reward (Quest: Visit mother-in-law. Rewards: Lots of sex
15) We're easy to buy presents for. (we've probably been talking about the newest game for months)
16) We're easy to work out a schedule with (19:30: Him = raiding/grinding, Her= Gilmore Girls/!!@#% Eye)
17) We most likely have a wide selection of adult entertainment *see note above
18) We can keep going for hours.
19) We learns from mistakes.
20) We knows what buttons to press.
21) We can stay focused.
22) We dont cheat.
23) We got a good aim
24) They will agree to anything you ask them when you ask during a tough part of the game
25) We always want to explore new content

If there's something you really love, you should care about it and feed it frequently, or you might lose it.

The one who controls the past, controls the future.

Believe in yourself because noone else will

Repensum est canicula - Payback is a ♥♥♥♥♥!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, in Soviet Russia Tetris play's you!

No theres nothing else here so GTFO.
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