Recent reviews by smeglord

Basically you play a shark and eat things, grow evolve into some horrific monster. It is funny at points, but the problem is well you're a shark. Combat is solely biting things and darting at them, so single button. Open world involves a fair amount of travel, but because you're a shark and nonsapient the story is kind of a thing happening to you instead of involving you. The problem there is that because its open world you can't progress until you've completed specific story missions. Which means to progress the story you'll be told "Kill 10 baracuda" except it has to be in a specific area, but there's not really a reason why except because that's what the mission says. So you have to go to a different zone to kill the same baracuda you were probably harassed by repeatedly on the way to this area, but which don't count because they're not the mission zone baracuda. You go to new locations because of the same thing and just yeah there's some decent laughs, but its hard not to feel the game forcing the matter when your objective marker goes "Right go 2000 meters that way to swim by the story's over arching antagonist without him knowing you're there in an area you've never been before."

The grind is just rough.

Simple, and a good time waster. Though I do wish it didn't jump up into the "Alright in this stage kill 400 enemies" thing as quickly as it did.

Its a good game to play with family, well except the teeshirt one. Still my family and I have a great time playing these together.

It's adorable really. It is surprisingly fun to manage the farm, and yeah have on a few occasions just jeft 20-30 chicks in a pen full of hunter slimes, so the slimes will have food when the chicks grow up.

Its oddly wholesome, for a game where tiny blobs try to eat you alive and occaisonally I spend time running around shooting lightning at silvery blobs to harvest their poop/vomit.

This was a suprisingly awesome purchase. Mods alone give this a ton of different play options you can use with your friends. So yeah I reccomend it.

It feels rushed in a lot of places. Like there's a stealth mechanic, but most enemies are positioned in such a way as to make it pointless. There's magic, but it is really expensive and even when you max out the offensive magic it's not that powerful. Talents barely feel like they have an impact and really any time you get stuck you just lay landmines.

The story feels like it just skips around to set pieces and occasionally it gives you "big moral choices", but you have so little information that you're basically picking blind. And that's assumign the choice makes sense since at least one the game tried to present the choices as mutually exclusive when it was basically fight a boss monster and lower a bridge when the monster is by the lever for the bridge.

You are basically required to go co-op the entire game and they've taken the nerf bat to so many things. It's just more of a chore to go through levels than it was fun. Play the first game it was better.

I MADE AND ATE A SANDWICH WHILE THIS GAME LOADED!

Maybe it was just my computer but the loading times killed this game for me. I am not kidding I left during a loading screen that had been going for a few minutes I made a sandwhich ate the sandwhich then went and watched an episode of a show, the game had not finished loading while I did this and I checked it wasn't crashed it was still loading. What I played wasn't horrible but again the loaidng times killed it.

This game doesn't get how a campaign works. You have a tutorial but it only gives you a little information and then never explains more about it. You still have the first several missions of the game function basically as tutorial and it locks off units for you so you can't use them till it teaches them to you. Problem with this is that the game doesn't lock off the enemy in fact your enemy always has enough units in such numbers that you are outnumbered from the start and when it decides you need to fight well your enemy has a 7-1 advantage against you. Its not good.