grown ass man wanting to be virtual "pirate",, like wtf

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basically I am monkey 21 Mar @ 12:33am
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Only ♥♥♥♥ fat ♥♥♥♥♥es 'cause they are chunky
♥♥♥♥♥es with BMI that's looking wonky
Feels like I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a dragon like donkey
Basically I am a monkey