Are you still alive?

wAN t ed some S KITTLLESS butididn'twanna paY for thmMMM

Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
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We didn't put in ^^ because then we'd have to keep telling people what
it means, and then we'd have to keep telling them why it doesn't short
circuit. :-/
-- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>
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"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the
statues that are in all the other museums."
-- Steven Wright
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Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".
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I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer. Basically, we
become a family of traveling acrobats.

-- Homer Simpson
Dog of Death
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'Ooohh.. "FreeBSD is faster over loopback, when compared to Linux
over the wire". Film at 11.'
-- Linus Torvalds
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Five bicycles make a volkswagen, seven make a truck.
-- Adolfo Guzman
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hotwings

fk me in ass pls

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