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I then learn that boosts are a thing.
I boost at an inconceivable speed probably past ♥♥♥♥ing mach 12332.
I notice that you can drive on walls
I notice that you can drive on walls while boosting.
I boost onto the wall at mach 12332 into a fellow teammate.
I notice that my teammate has been shot into the middle of the field from our side.
I notice that my teammate has hit one of the opposing players and the ball is shot into the enemy goal.
I notice some ♥♥♥♥ saying Pool Shot! At the top of my screen and learn that I have scored my first goal.
I notice that the enemy team has lost and my teammates are screaming wtf was that ♥♥♥♥ you just did you god.
I ♥♥♥♥ myself in amazement and learn that this game is probably going to rip a hole into my real life and ♥♥♥♥ a rocket league sponsorship into my hands.
GG 12332/10