Fizzicul
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Breadfobach 12 Aug, 2015 @ 2:31pm 
I walk into my rocket powered vehicular vehicle with my non existant body and drive.
I then learn that boosts are a thing.
I boost at an inconceivable speed probably past ♥♥♥♥ing mach 12332.
I notice that you can drive on walls
I notice that you can drive on walls while boosting.
I boost onto the wall at mach 12332 into a fellow teammate.
I notice that my teammate has been shot into the middle of the field from our side.
I notice that my teammate has hit one of the opposing players and the ball is shot into the enemy goal.
I notice some ♥♥♥♥ saying Pool Shot! At the top of my screen and learn that I have scored my first goal.
I notice that the enemy team has lost and my teammates are screaming wtf was that ♥♥♥♥ you just did you god.
I ♥♥♥♥ myself in amazement and learn that this game is probably going to rip a hole into my real life and ♥♥♥♥ a rocket league sponsorship into my hands.

GG 12332/10
FUBAR183 21 Nov, 2013 @ 2:44pm 
puddle jumper
Ayyeeman 25 Mar, 2013 @ 7:16am 
SEMPER PARATUS, TANGO SPOTTED
Particleman 22 Jan, 2012 @ 2:59pm 
You sailiing in the Coast Guard training sail boat this year?
DurkaDurka 12 Jul, 2011 @ 8:58am 
OWEEOOOOWEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOO!!!
FUBAR183 17 Nov, 2010 @ 10:15pm 
NOOOOOOO COME BACK TO ME BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!