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Recent reviews by Coach Carter

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
After over a decade of developing games, Fromsoft decided that there were no other ways to increase difficulty of bosses than tanking player's FPS during attacks, violently shaking the camera to induce nausea and headaches, awkwardly delaying attacks for obscene amounts of time, and 10 minute long attack combos allowing for a single light attack from a dagger in between. After replacing my spacebar, I think I'll go back to Darksouls 3.
Posted 27 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
25.1 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
played it for the story
Posted 6 October, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
237.1 hrs on record (137.3 hrs at review time)
this game is for casuls
Posted 6 April, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1,129.9 hrs on record (542.4 hrs at review time)
Best Game Ever!

Login queues exist, yes, but they are intentional as they build hype and make players crave for the game more. Remember, turn products into obsessions, brands into religions and customers into fanatics.

Subscription fees are kept low as players mine BTC/ETH in the background while playing the game/waiting in queue (no cash shops!)

Voice acting is well done, other languages are being worked on by the community (love the community interaction).

Great forum/discord moderation. Great in game support.

Tight knitted community that stretches back to MO1 days (2010). They love new players joining and are very helpful.

Need I say more? Go pay go play!





Posted 31 January, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game is supposed to be a space game right? Well why is there aerodynamic drag in space? Why are the flight controls as if I'm flying a plane? (roll pitch yaw with WASD, shift to speed up, ctrl to speed down, SEPARATE KEYS TO THROTTLE BACKWARD THRUSTER) Literally they could've copy pasted space engineers but no instead you got an incompetent team of devs that were too lazy to figure out newtons laws or googled how space works to make a game. Like bruh, really, why do I need MORE THRUSTERS to increase my speed cap? That's literally not how space works. The EVA is also dogwater too, I'm always aligned to some surface and it doesn't always align right. Literally just copy and paste space engineers. I hope this company goes down under with lawsuits and employees leaving due to toxic work environment 'cause this ♥♥♥♥♥ wack yo
Posted 18 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
117.0 hrs on record
literally Tali dating simulator
Posted 24 June, 2021.
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9.2 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
An authentic mil-sim experience
Posted 10 September, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.4 hrs on record
After being bought out, the game has been Chinafied, and the game has become a joke. You can steamroll your way to max level with ease, clearing each area in a matter of minutes. If you want mindless, CCP approved gameplay, look no further
Posted 6 September, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
547.6 hrs on record (520.4 hrs at review time)
a pretty good ripoff of overwatch
Posted 12 August, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
102.9 hrs on record
good great best game
Posted 30 April, 2020.
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