Vater unser auf dem A-Spot,
geheiligt werde deine AWP.

Dein Frag komme,
dein Headshot geschehe,
wie auf Mirage so auf Dust II.

Unsere tägliche HE gib uns heute
und vergib uns unsere Teamkills
wie auch wir vergeben unseren Teammates.

Und führe uns nicht zum Cheaten,
sondern erlöse uns von den Flamern.

Denn dein ist das Aim und die Taktik
und die Fraggeilheit, in Ewigkeit.

AMEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWFBqiUgspg

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick! ([Mmm! It tastes just like raisins.])
Of a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane,
And then he turns back again when you tug on his winky. ([Ooh, that's dirty!])
Do you think so? Well, I better not show you where the lemonade is made.
Sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, yeah, sweet lemonade...
Get on my horse! I'll take you 'round the universe and all the other places, too.
( )
Shut up, woman, get on my horse.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
([Where is he now?]) He's over there grazing
Have a feel of his hoof; you'll find they're all bulletproof,
And if that's not enough, then take a look at his ballsack…