I enslaved a planet once, forced it to complete my labour at sub-standard pay rates. The planet later discovered inbreeding and moved to America.


Recently, my computer up and died on me. upon finding the cause was Apple software i have started a war path which will undoubtedly result in the death of one or both of myself and Apple Inc.

There are many things beyond your control. Such as those which are in my control.

I spent a couple of dys attempting to arrange the downfal of a large scale network in which I participate, in the end i abandoned this task when the topic of "what if someone finds out..." arose.

I love the crossbow from Half Life 2, not least because it fires pieces of red-hot rebar, but also because if you set the damage to 99999999 then you can bolt people to ceilings, walls, and watch them fly over the edge of the game.

From a random sample of 6 members of the mickey mouse club this is what their careers turned into. 2 were members of NSYNC.
3 became porn-stars. And the 6th is Britanny Spears. Need i say more?

There are few artists who break off from a band and become successful in their own right. There are only 3 I know of. Michael Jackson from the Jackson 5. Beyonce from Destiny's child. and Justin Timberlake, the aforementioned Disney child and member of NSYNC.

DO YOU WANT TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC?
SOOOOO ENERGETIC....
TRY NEW POWERTHIRST!
NOW IN NEW FLAVOURS MANNANA FIZZBITCH AND GUN!
POWERTHIRST ROCKET EDITION!
JUICE SPRINGSTIEN!
GODBERRY, KING OF THE JUICE.
POWERTHIRST, IT'S JUST LIKE CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN
POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN
POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH
POWERTHIRST=CRYSTAL METH
*Warning: May Contain Anna Kournikova

THERE'S GRAVY IN THE DUNGEON
I'M SITTING ON A MEAT CUSHION
THERE'S BUTTTTERSCOTCH SAUCE IN THE DUNGEON
THE DUNGEON IS FILLING WITH TOXIC GASES

P.S Taree is a Joke.