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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 12:18pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 11:54am

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 11:20am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 11:37am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 11:52am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 11:45am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 12:34pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 12:38pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 8:41am

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 1:05pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 8:50am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 9:02am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2015 @ 9:03am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 1:01pm



Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool