Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when NATO arrives.

When Lebowski met Rambo for the first time: https://youtube.com/shorts/PBDMRbhtd6E?si=jfVbxtU5gJSQB_JR

Branded for 7 days now. Apparently I killed a wayfarer somewhere. He probably walked into a fight when i was dominating bandits in the woods... I wasn't about to pay 2k for release.

gooner confirmed

I'm only playing up until that point...

did you romance Hans? i bet you did =p

Heelllll naaaah. Remember the jundland wastes are not to be traveled lightly.

Do you know this prick named Obi... sumink?

"Lebowski, allow me to commend you on your efforts today. You've been quite a worthy opponent. I regret we haven't met face to face, and perhaps now we never shall. Still, I know you because I knew your Master. I concluded your strategies would be similar. One wonders just how similar you might become. Perhaps this is where a pro gamer such as you belongs. Today, victory is mine. Long live the Empire."
―Rambo, to Lebowski 9 ABY"

Once upon a time, there was a man named Adam Lebowski, who preferred to be called "The Dude." The Dude lived a simple life, spending his days bowling and ez rekt gaming with his friends Rambo, Glad and Uffe, and sipping White Russians at his pc.

One day, The Dude was mistaken for a wealthy man with the same name, Rambo Lebowski, whose wife owed money to some dangerous individuals from china. The Dude found himself caught up in a series of strange events that involved ransom money, a missing trophy wife, a coupon for free beer for life, and a whole lot of chaos.


In the end, The Dude emerged as a hero in his own right, showing that sometimes it's not about how much you have or what you've accomplished, but about staying true to yourself and just ez rekt all noobs. And so, The Dude's story became a legend, reminding us all to abide and take it easy like his friend Rambo, man. The end.

They will napalm you tonight!

G.I., your government has abandoned you. They have ordered you to die. Don’t trust them. They lied to you, G.I.s, you know you cannot win this war.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3VeKnW9cNo

Koala changed my life.Koala, without fail, always reduces me to tears. Tears remembering all of joy , sadness , excitement, love , friendship, loss , etc. Tears of life. Longing to relive those memories , but I can’t, and that one day they’ll just be gone. Join Koala today

Para bailar Lebowski
Para bailar Lebowski
Se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia
Pa' mí, pa' ti, ay arriba, ay arriba
Y arriba, y arriba
Por ti seré, por ti seré, Leb ow Ski
Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitán
Soy capitán, soy capitán
Le le Bowski
Le le bowski
Lebebe bowsli
Para bailar Lebowski
Para bailar Lebowski
Se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia
Pa' mí, pa' ti, ay arriba, ay arriba
Para bailar Lebowski
Para bailar Lebowski
Se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia
Pa' mí, pa' ti, ay arriba, ay arriba
Y arriba, y arriba
Por ti seré, por ti seré, Leb ow ski
Le le bowski
Le le bowski
Le le bowski

happy new year my fellow black israelite!

idk how 2 wamen having secks is brave or powerful?

Back in my day, I could walk in a store with $25 USD and walk out with 6 Porterhouse steaks, 2 chickens, a case of beer, 5 bottles of wine, 2 loaves of bread and a gallon of milk. Can't do that today. Too many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cameras.

Dads Best Friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYgPznBrjiA

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama-Ram-Ski.

I'm a 33 year old Swedish Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games.

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture.

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can.

Wish me luck in Japan

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"It's really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!"

- Trump, 19/10/15

Excellent my lord

pro tip: if you hold 'x' to walk you can walk right through the glass shard anomalies without taking any damage

Vote Trump next week! UwU

I'll touch your ticket!

No! don't touch me there... UwU

Derek:
I’ll tell you, the other day some bloke came up to me and…
Clive:
What, Tony Newley?
Derek:
No, no, I don’t know who it was, and he said, "You ♥♥♥♥".
Clive:
Yeah.
Derek:
I said, "What?" He said, "You ♥♥♥♥".
Clive:
Yeah. And you replied, "You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥".
Derek:
I said-, I-, no, well, not straight away, I said, "You ♥♥♥♥".
Clive:
Yeah, yeah, yeah…
Derek:
And then he said…
Clive:
… what’d he come back with?
Derek:
He come back. He says-, he said, "You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥". I said, "You calling me… "
Clive:
You’re joking! He said, "You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥"?
Derek:
He-, yeah, he said, "You call me a ♥♥♥♥, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ c-?" I said, "You f-", I said, "You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥".
Clive:
I should hope so, "you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥".
Derek:
I s-, I said, "You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥", I said, "You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ come here and call me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥".
Clive:
I should say so.
Derek:
I said, "You f-", I said, "You ♥♥♥♥". I said, "You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥". I said, "Who you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ calling ‘♥♥♥♥’, ♥♥♥♥?"

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Amandla Stenberg crying off the shoulder of
Leslye Headland. I watched Rian Johnson destroy George Lucas legacy. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.....

Nerd!

All hail His Grace, Adeptus Rektus of Houses Ram and Bow-ski, sixth of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.

Nerd!

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would *destroy* the trolls, not join them! Bring balance to the steam forums, not leave it in darkness!

Черт а я устал быть человеком которого считают любителем бесмысленных войн ведущих человечество в темную дыру, и подумываю о эмиграции

У нас все в порядке, но мы устали от иммиграции, роста стоимости жизни и идиотов, ведущих бессмысленные войны в других частях мира, ведущих человечество в темную дыру. Как вы? ;)

Father of the year

They have catered to dinosaurs with 1080p box monitors sadly.

im sorry that your autism and tunnel vision prevented you from enjoying space marine 2. although it is strange that ultrawide aspect ratios dont get standard support?? like plenty of people own wide monitors yet i see a lot of games fail to offer this option. with all the DEI going around you think they would be more inclusive..

goodnight daddy <3

Good night sweet prince

touche

i never said it wasn't

Thou* not thall

Thall shall not project me wizard kind!

literally psychological projection

At least I don't live in a divided country of mad hatters and yuppies fighting over their right to be free lizard people dressed as wizards.

wishes he lived in a free country but has to deal with 5h1t skins in a nanny state

-rep
thinks he is a master troll but seethes in jealousy of sam hyde

Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when NATO arrives.

oh yeah, but can you gamble and win a ticket to the biggest newest coolest ship humankind has ever built for it's time? Next day paint a painting of people magazine 2000: the hottest woman 2000? and later die because of Hypothermia? huhhh??

yeah but did you hang off a plane when making Wolf of Wall Street?