well cmon man 2 drinks a week whats that gonna do for ya? i mean that doesnt even get you through a day. a reasonable amount if your at i mean if youre at home you should be able to have like uh 4 beer. thats just uh it aint thats just 2 more. i mean ill have 6 but 4s a fair number but there shouldnt even be guide lines anyway whys gonna tell me how much i can drink at home? the main point here is why are they telling me what i can drink at home? what? can i have a 2 litres of pop? can i have 2 litres of pop? well whats more healthy 4 beers or 2 litres of coca-cola? do the math.

Hey so, Charizard cannot learn thunder.

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☐ Dark Souls
☐ Ez
☐ 30 IQ
☑ Dark Souls 4
☐ Harder than my d!ck
☐ Charizard learning thunder

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☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

LOL? Kid you're using 4 legendary pokemon in your team, bet you didn't even breed them did you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scrub? Kadabra would get 1 psychic'd by Jynx and blastoise wouldn't last half a solarbeam kid you're a joke. Rock slide > the rest of your pokemon apart from mewtwo who would get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up with one earthquake. You wouldn't put a dent in my ♥♥♥♥ dog.

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilM8e6gkJT8

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An Open Letter to Donald Trump:
Dear Mr. Chump,

You really been testing my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ patience. On everything cuz deadass you stay on some ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥♥♥ is out, the ♥♥♥♥♥ is ready. Your shrimp neck beef jerky loose lip uncooked chicken wing left beef sausage throat ass campaign has gone on long enough. You trynna keep us ♥♥♥♥♥♥ down.

I'm pulling up and nutting right in your daughter, long ♥♥♥♥ mode. I'ma buss in her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eye and then ♥♥♥♥ your wife in front of you. I'm raw dogging her from the back and getting the neck at the same time.

Every time I tune into the news it's your pale ♥♥♥♥, 2 dollar hair piece ass on the ♥♥♥♥♥ going off about my fellow ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Been watching you go off about my ISIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hating ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Trump don't ♥♥♥♥ with lord Thugger, Trump support lightskin thots, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ needa stand up against trump, or get slumped. On set my ♥♥♥♥♥ we all getting the cheeks from your daughter.

Sincerely,
rap ツ

That made my day =P

wait Derek was the hero in the game right? like Derek, him and the goon with thier trusty dinosuar Lagoon's dog, have to save the triforce from champe, use the rings of power to defeat darth link who stole Blake from the chosen one Oscar. The second movie they have to take the tardis from the one who's name cannot be said in narnia to save the lion Lagoon's dog from death. because Lagoon's dog the lion has to save the new hero Blake, who needs the master sword to defeat his brother Derek in a death match set up by Forest, but the hutt leader dees nuts stops it before it could happen by using a fireball on goon to stop the time paradox. that scene was just in the anime tho, i mean it was nice for warner bros to make the anime from the books, my issue was they didnt do goon's backstory enough, i mean she is a sith lord and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dragon who guards gold and treasure in a volcano after all.

no you

♥♥♥♥♥♥ at school today said I got that Hitler haircut cuz I eliminate the ♥♥♥♥♥. It made my ♥♥♥♥ cannon so horny she said we should skip computer class and go frogger and chill. I said as long as you don't have a ♥♥♥♥♥ burp while I'm playing. While we were chilling I couldn't seem to find one of my nuts, I was going balls deep in my ♥♥♥♥ nugget here, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ was hitting the back of her eye. When I felt one of my goose eggs pop back up in my stomach. Got me all sentimental and ♥♥♥♥, petting her baby cannon and singing ♥♥♥ by ya to it. Then I felt a relieving sensation in my tater sack. I felt my nut ooze back into its place like a damn pair of donkey nuts. I thought I was never gonna ♥♥♥♥ again and ♥♥♥♥♥ I can't fathom that ♥♥♥♥. #selfie #hitler #froggerandchill #nutsack

Uncooked chicken looking ass boy, "you got games on your phone" FACE ASS, Hershey's Cookies and Cream looking ass

mad milk*(It's banned in every 6v6 league, as it is generally believed that, if it was allowed, midfights would come down to whichever team managed to get the most lucky with the mad milk throws would win the mid. Since the majority of kills a scout will be getting are with his scattergun in both 6's and highlander and the very good utility the mad milk provides, I'm leaning towards better than stock with this one, but I'm not 100% certain on this.)

LOL? Kid you're using 4 legendary pokemon in your team, bet you didn't even breed them did you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scrub? Kadabra would get 1 psychic'd by Jynx and blastoise wouldn't last half a solarbeam kid you're a joke. Rock slide > the rest of your pokemon apart from mewtwo who would get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up with one earthquake. You wouldn't put a dent in my ♥♥♥♥ dog.

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UGC Wet Paper is actually pretty unheard of. Nobody ever joins it, which is actually amazing. It's the only ranking that UGC will set you up against easy-mode bots if you're literally the only team in the rank.

Needless to say, our team lost.

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My feeble pick strikes sparks from the frozen earth.
And the sun stares down unblinking from the sky.
But the world is here! And will be! The daily round
Suffices. But man is not to be prisoned in the day.

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mad milk*(It's banned in every 6v6 league, as it is generally believed that, if it was allowed, midfights would come down to whichever team managed to get the most lucky with the mad milk throws would win the mid. Since the majority of kills a scout will be getting are with his scattergun in both 6's and highlander and the very good utility the mad milk provides, I'm leaning towards better than stock with this one, but I'm not 100% certain on this.)

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kiddo m80

I really don't appreciate those things you just said. I was raised to respect others and sometimes words can be hurtful and I just I-I just think that maybe... YO an apology is... in order.

U making fun of me m8?

Oh, hello there. I will stay behind, to gaze at the sun.
The sun is a wondrous body. Like a magnificent father!
If only I could be so grossly incandescent!

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know I won several top level tournaments in the TF2, and I’ve been involved in numerous pub stomps, and I have over 300 confirmed kills on my strange sniper rifle. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire TF2. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pubstompers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with melee. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

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