Recent reviews by adamzero

cave, go splonk, die to mole... go cave splonk again, kill yang, die because hired hand threw the arrow and the bow at the same bat. splonk in cave final time... find monke, befriend monke... win entire game becaus monke.

this game do be indeed... i give it [golden monke/10]

makes my daily activity of crying the the basement more enjoyable. 5/5

train

u break the blocks n stuff but uh oh a slime u died gg ez and then ur like wow that slime was op then u get killed again wow but then u kill the slime and ur like yay but then the moon lord spawns and shoots the zappy zap at u and u die again but then u kill him and r like wow

well cooking is usually tame, but sometimes someone wants sushi, you cannot always get them sushi if your kitchen is on fire and you have 10 seconds left... even in those conditions, they still want sushi.