Everyone's favorite semi-psychotic curmudgeonly lunatic!

I'm pretty good at various (virtual) violence and have been referred to as a "thick-voiced Chad." Not sure what that means, but I like the way it sounds so I'll stick by that description. I'm also aggressively and almost stereotypically American, as in if you ask me to explain what that means you'll probably end up even more confused. I'm probably the least crazy native Florida-man, for what it's worth.

As far as game preferences, I'm all over the place with slight leanings toward tactical shooters and small-team games, the latter since higher player count dilutes the effect of individual ability.

I have recently discovered I have the power to remotely and unintentionally matchmake gay men. This power confuses and frightens me. Please don't tell my kitten.

My favorite Bible verse is Genesis 43:23. Look it up, i'm sure you'll enjoy it.