It's COOL to be gay!!!

Post this on the comments of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are!!!!!

Some people will say that you dream is impossible. Some people will say that you're not good at gaming. Some people will say that you're not clever at being smart. Some people will say you've got bad breath. Well to those people I says lay down and have some tap water and lay down and achieve your dream and lay down and have some cigarettes you see life is not about getting coins or doing drugs or how many fingers you can fit in or getting a job or playing games. Life's about being a gamer and achieving a dream and life is like a tightrope and if you fall off you're just a bag of ♥♥♥♥ and life is your chance to do a dream for free. Sometimes we all need to look at the stars in the sky and throw our Wii remotes on the ground and shout "I CAN DO IT FOR FREE" so stop drinking apple juice and stop flushing the toilets and

stop going to work and school and stop having showers and baths and stop counting the volcanoes and start counting the gamer girls because you can only live this day once do something epic like throw a hedgehog down the stairs. Today is the day to start living your life today. Is your dream to be a boxer? Go and punch someone. Is your dream to be a zookeeper? Go steal some pets. Is your dream to be a real gamer then watch my vids. Sometimes we let emotions control us and sometimes we sneeze, sometimes we have diarrhea, sometimes we break our spine but today you will change you will reach your goals you will be the man on the TV you will be the winner of the lottery you will be the stain on the carpet you will be the man who sells worms you will be a millionaire and you will have a chest infection you can achieve this goal! Ladies squeeze your ♥♥♥♥, men squeeze your balls we can do this together we can be the greatest gamers in the world all it takes is your heart and mind and soul.

Has it not occurred to you that the voice you've read my post in is in fact the voice in your head? It's your voice, it bears your tone, and your judgement values.How about this: Why are you being a little ♥♥♥♥♥?I am the matriarch of steam gang banging, dear.Do you not know who I am? Are you trying to be my friend?Because you've got an interesting way of going about it. As your friend, I feel obliged to inform you that if you said "yes" to any of these questions, you might be misattributing things to me which do not exist.If you don't understand what that means, how about don't sit there and tell me I'm both somehow subjective and also wrong. So what's it going to be, chummer?I am The House.And The House says the door is open.Are you going to walk here, ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ up, and steal my properties?I can understand you,I need you to understand me. If you don't understand me, we can't be friends.If we can't be friends, then you best get to stepping because you're in my way. Are you good?

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