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13 of 44 (30%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 6:00am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 10:26am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 27 Jul @ 6:26am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 7:55am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 10:28am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:17am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:29am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:00am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:38am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:38am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:09am

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:56am

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 7:38am



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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