Recent reviews by Fallbranch

I finished the game. I was excited enough to play it that I gifted a copy for my friend too.
It was fun in the parts where I knew where to go, but I spent a good 70% of my time just being lost, and rechecking different rooms.
A lot of people are being really positive about this game, and I feel a little guilty downvoting it, but damn. I did not have a good time. I ended up having to look up a Youtube video on where to get the wall run. From there it was a quick sprint to get the last 2 keys.
You never really know if you have the tools to complete a puzzle, till you are halway up some tower and realize you can't advance.
There's a lot of completely obsolete shortcuts to different parts of the map too. Just serves to confuse you.

I hate it. There's nothing to do. Just run from one unvoiced cutscene to another for DAYS!!!!

There is nothing to do in this game! There is nothing to do in this game! There is nothing to do in this game! There is nothing to do in this game! There is nothing to do in this game! There is nothing to do in this game! There is nothing to do in this game! There is nothing to do in this game! There is nothing to do in this game! There is nothing to do in this game! There is nothing to do in this game!

I don't know who thought it was a good idea to make a city builder where you leave your city behind, but I quess it doesn't matter, when they're all identical.
I got this for a fiver, and feel like I was robbed.
Changing your characters look is annoying and not explained, fitting right in with the pattern of not valuing aesthetic.
In my second attempt my walls spawn too far from my archery towers. I'd position them correcrly if this game allowed me.
Who came up with this? This deserves to be a forgotten, free Flash game for you to ♥♥♥♥ around in for an hour.

There's not much gameplay to this. It's one of a myriad games where you pick options during a random event, and hope the dice are on your side. The most decitions you'll be making is manually pathing to lose a little less energy. The climbing animations are so slow, you are well motivated to do it aside from mechanics. There appear to only be 3 mountains to climb, and you're expected to repeat them. The mountain is absolutely crawling full of other people, so you'd have anything to do. There's barely any music, the climbing animations take frustratingly long even at max speed. The story is kind of bizzarre, which you might not mind, but it kind of deviates this from being a mountaineering simulator, when it's so fantastical.

I got it on sale for 3 bucks, and I think it was worth the money. This will keep you busy for a couple of days. I'd be interested in a sequel that goes more in depth.

What an aesthetic game! There's a lot of creativity, memorable characters and funny dialogue in here. I feel like they really perfected the balance between melee and spells. The combat is nice and polished. There's no bloat in weapon selection or spells. It's all the raw archetypes we know to expect by now. I got all the achievements in 21h. And now we get into the problems: I kept getting super lost. Mostly in the forest area. My kingdom for a Homeward Bone! I spent the majority of my time with this game just running around a maze, trying to find the last Prinny, a copy pasted anchor to hookshot to or whatever. Getting the true end was the most annoying bit. Had to check some locations from a wiki so as to not spend further time looking for that last seed. I'm surprised more streamers haven't picked this game up. It seems to be lacking some deserved attention. I'd love to buy DLC for this, but I don't think that's happening. Aesthetically it really reminded me of an old phone game called Monument Valley. Fire DOT op.

The mechanics for the Frogun are kinda jank. You barely ever use it in the first half of the game, and suddenly it's your primary mode of travel. A lot of the puzzles are either easy, (cause the devs know it doesn't work very well) or deadly (because they're going for it anyways). You can tell that the first batch of levels were made very early in development. All that being said: It's a really cute game, and seems like a labor of love. There's really nothing more to say about it. It plays pretty much exactly like it looks. It's got a photo mode where you can dab on the enemies.

The game you wished would exists as a child.

Best game ever made. Unfortunately the online scene is dead.

It's very chinese, and it nags you until you give it all your personal data.