Recent reviews by windownsmp

this is how moana should have ended

never in my short ,pathetic existence on this spinning ball of suffering have i encountered a collection of objective garbage that is displayed in this tired mule of a game

this game is a boring grindfest, dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buy it

its just the same old ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ again and again until your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ brain gives out. ♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥

3/10 game is junk, move on

this is the type of game that makes you want to punch through your screen - 26 May, 2016

with this new update, its walls you'll be punching through - 8/april/2020

6/10

Pros

Ambiance
Music
Graphics
Free roam

Cons

Repetative aids
Everyone shoots you
Monotonous story + quests, except for an interesting twist at the end.
Lack of roleplay elements + immersion + character customisation
Low weapon variety
The sniping feels very awkward
Lost potential on free roam aspect

6/10

Pros

-Fluid fighting system
-John williams soundtrack
-Good Ai that increases in fighting skill as the game goes on
-Awesome Nerdy duels in multiplayer
-Lolsy cluster♥♥♥♥s in multiplayer

Cons

-Graphics are somewhat dated
-Models are low poly and badly animated
-Cutscenes are a cringey pile of skip fodder
-Story is dull and uninspiring
-Voice acting is cringey
-Dialogue is cheesy
-Everyone including the enemies lack personality apart from Kyle Katarn who is meagre
-The force powers have no imagination behind them to conjure, all you do is push a button, it would have been nice if there was a game aspect where you have to channel your energies and emotions that are subject to the story in order to wield a power more strongly

-Linear storyline ,in my opinion this game doesnt qualify as anything but linear, just cos it has a few split hairs right at the very end, doesnt make it non linear, The game just doesnt plant the seeds of evil or good deeply enough in the story to make you believe in your actions, i chose the evil path literally just to see what happens, not because everything that happened previously turned me more hateful. The turns to evil are far too quick and sharp, and so lack any momentum

-The jedi training lacks nerdy lore and deep philosophical ♥♥♥♥. Why cant i have a one on one sesh with one of the masters where my mind and body are pushed beyond thier limits and my real ego is laid bare you know ? The one on one training should have been 3/4 of this game, instead of the 0/4 that it was. Get pitched with difficult scenarios, spiritual teachings, field trips to places of magic power, where luke gives us a mystical lecture of how in the end nothing matters and all will perish but our actions live on or some bullcrap like that, Kotor had mountains of that ♥♥♥♥, actually even kotor could have done with more, I literally just want to be turned into a jedi through a video game, thatd be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epic and its what i expected from a game called "The Jedi academy".

Alas it seems i must continue waiting for a deep and dark philosophical journey into the history of the jedi and their spiritual purpose ,at the end of the day it seems this game was made for younger audiences. Nevertheless the fighting is enjoyable and adds much replayability.

so many lols to be had , and so many balls to be ate"!

9/10

Pros

-Sounds
-Animations
-Models
-The weapons feel amazing and are extremely satisfying to fire
-Harsh learning curve
-Teams benefit greatly from cooperation
-Well designed maps with choke points and hiding places
-You can throw enemy grenades back lololol
-No exp system, Allah be praised

Cons

-I enjoy the soldier class system, but perhaps some customization could be allowed for weapons and characters?