There is no 'ctrl' button on RESMASH’s computer.
RESMASH is always in control.
RESMASH can sneeze with his eyes open.
When RESMASH falls in water, RESMASH doesn't get wet. Water gets RESMASH...
RESMASH can divide by zero.
RESMASH ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, RESMASH lives in Limburg.
RESMASH can touch MC Hammer.
RESMASH played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for RESMASH. Resmash doesn’t has a watch, RESMASH disides what time it is.

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