This always happens. This ALWAYS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ happens. I see a hot chic in the thumbnail, get all turned on by the sex, and get ready to blow my load the same time as the man. But when he pulls his ♥♥♥♥ out to finish, it's an alien, hooded, smegmum filled slimy Euro ♥♥♥♥ that looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freshwater leech. There is no faster way to kill a boner than to see one of those extraterrestrial looking worm-♥♥♥♥♥.

I want to rescue that woman. To swoop in, rip off my boxers, and shove my medically-trimmed 7 inch ♥♥♥♥ into her mouth. I want to show her what an all-American, clean cut, organic grass-fed ♥♥♥♥ looks like. She'd never go back, never.

I need a valium..

whats up mike its ray ray hows it been