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MASTURBATION NOTICE

It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is LEGAL and complies school district policy.

The bathroom pipes are designed to handle human discharge as well as anything other than your regular bathroom duties.

The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has never caused a blockage in the pipes. No pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This does not cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this.

Please masturbate at school and also at your own disposal.

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and consumed. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be given $ 1,000 and be given a high five.

Thank you for your cooperation.

MASTURBATION NOTICE

It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy.

The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties.

The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this.

Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal.

If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analysed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fined $ 1,000 and be reported to proper authorities.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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