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🤔
There are two ways of constructing a software design. One way is to make
it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies and the other is to
make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.
-- C.A.R. Hoare
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If there was any justice in the world, "trust" would be a four-letter word.
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SEMPER UBI SUB UBI!!!!
[ Always wear underwater ]
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"I saw a film where there was an alien crawling around inside a spaceship's
air ducts and it could come out wherever it liked," said Johnny
reproachfully.
"Doubtless it had a map," said the Captain.
(Only You Can Save Mankind)
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God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
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Fresco's Discovery:
If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.
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Humor in the Court:
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
A: Yes, I have been since early childhood.
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