Potat

He has a big p

-rep I once saw this guy playing a game, and looking up guides on how to get every achievement. Personally I find this kind of behaviour deeply concerning and quite aggressive. I reported him to the police only to find out that he had friends in the forces already. Due to these unforeseen circumstances he had me abducted and put into a concentration camp. After learning how to concentrate I have now begun my life as a lawyer and have vowed to bring this man to justice.
do NOT under any circumstance talk to this man/woman, they are extremely dangerous and will kill on sight.

+rep After a good game in h1z1, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great h1z1 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a h1z1 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep this guy is the best teammate i've ever seen in Player Unkowns Battlegrounds. This man clearly knows the battlegrounds well, and i have caught him fisting enenies to death on the rooves of many a building. This man will go far, mark my words. You'll see his name in lights 'Waxpayne's Battlegrounds'

This guy once managed to snuck in a roller coaster to a cinema