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THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW
YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. convert to Islam
2. say the shahada ten times.
3. pray to allah 5 times a day for the remainder of your life
4. give me 1 profile steam award
If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not give me a steam profile award, then you
will have very bad luck.
GIVE ME A STEAM AWARD WITHIN A FEMTOSECOND. WHEN
YOU'RE DONE PRESS ALT+F4 AND YOUR MUHAMMAD WILL WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS
ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS