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1. When you close your eyes you can see a crosshair.
2. When your child first learns to say is "GO GO GO".
3. You think generally the gameplay in the world is too slow.
4. You sit and scream TEAMS! when there is news about the U.S. and Afghanistan.
5. You hear voices that say "Fire in the hole" and "Affirmative."
6. You begin to lagge when you can see more than 10 people at a time.
7. You whipped through the Net to shop, since you only have 5 seconds of buy-hours ...
8. You think that ugly people just have a lower resolution than others.
9. When you see a Securitas guard in a store and shout "Camper! Camper!"
10. When sleepwalking shouts "Go, go, go!" and "Man down, we have a man down" ...
11. You see a movie and there is a sniper and you shout "AWP ♥♥♥♥♥".
12. When your mother asks you to clean up and you then remove all the superfluous from your hard drive.
13. When your teacher enter the room you say: "Enemy spotted".
14. In sport you take a knife