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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2015 @ 2:01pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2015 @ 3:27pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 12:48pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 12:54pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 9:13am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2015 @ 11:58am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2015 @ 1:08pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 6:57am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 7:03am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2015 @ 1:56pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 9:05am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 12:53pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 7:03am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2015 @ 7:45am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2015 @ 1:24pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2015 @ 9:30am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2015 @ 11:49am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 4:26am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2015 @ 8:03am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2015 @ 8:00am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 7:03am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 11:47am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2015 @ 8:59am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 7:49am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 12:28pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2015 @ 8:50am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2015 @ 2:21pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2015 @ 2:06pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2015 @ 12:11pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2015 @ 2:43pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 6:41am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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