ohhh nooo dad.... I ♥♥♥♥ myselffffff ohhh nooo that doesn't SMELL very GOoD that's a BAADDD smelll ohhhh noooo I'm out of diapers toooooand it's getting everywhere uhhhhhh ohhhhh the wallllls are all covered...... EvEN the ceilingS messyyyyyyyyyy now........ OH NO its happENING AGAIN!!!!!! uhhh ohhhh the toilet looks like a brown niagara falls

Is this Animal Crossing?

It has more to do with undersea powerlines destroying the ozone layer while strawberry icecream bullies pink champagne into giving up their monthly passes on the invisible light bridge from Atlantis which we all know is the true path taken to get to the moon.

What the US government and NASA refuse to tell us is that we weren't the first nation to land on the moon. The reality is that Egypt was, in fact, the first spacefaring civilization and the first nation to reach the moon. During the Apollo missions our astronauts found multiple hieroglyphs -or as I call them, astroglyphs- and numerous pyramids on the moon. We haven't been back to the moon due to the Egyptian occupation of the moon and the threat of their advanced technology. Currently they are building a massive lunar laser for the pacification of Earth.

Please copy and paste for awareness. And remember: 1 like = 1 prayer.

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dawg?